Madden: Daddy said you can’t slap people in the face.
We ate at Lamar’s favorite restaurant to eat.
Madden: Let’s leave. This place stank!
Two years later my kids are still bad. I will be updating again.
Tay: I got a vagina ( turns to me..makes her arms wide) You got a BIIIIIGGGG vagina.
me: come here so i can clean your penis
Madden: (laughs and points to Tay) you have “penus”
me: no, she doesnt. only boys have a penis
mad: ( to Tay) you have penus!
tay: no! i dont have peanuts! just you!
mad: you have penus
tay: just you, davin, and daddy have peanuts!
mad: No, u have penus
Taylen: You smell like Poo Poo
Davin: I dont!
Taylen : Yes you are!
Davin: no, i smell like sweat
Taylen: No, u smell like poo poo!
Madden: Mommy Taylen saying nasty stuff! I dont smell like poo poo!
Taylen: no not you! only Davin smell like poo poo
Davin: i smell like sweat!